Ngoja tuone utabiri wake na hapo je??????

World Cup 2010 - Octopus Paul backs Spain to lift trophy..................

The two-year-old celebrity octopus, who has accurately picked the outcome of all six of Germany's World Cup matches so far, quickly tipped Spain to beat the Netherlands.

It took him only three minutes to make up his mind.

"That was fast - it looks like a clear-cut victory for Spain," said Tanja Munzig, spokeswoman for Sea Life in Oberhausen.

Sasa huyu tumwite mtabiri au tumwiteje???????

Cheryl Cole treated in hospital for malaria

A spokesperson for Cheryl Cole has confirmed that she is being treated in hospital for malaria.

It follows news yesterday that the singer has cancelled all work commitments for this week following advice from doctors.

The 'X Factor' judge reportedly collapsed at the weekend during a photo shoot for her new album at a North London studio.

It is believed she contracted the disease during a visit to the east African country of Tanzania last month.

Malaria is transmitted by the bites of infected mosquitoes and symptoms include headaches, fever and vomiting.

If not treated promptly it can become life-threatening.


Tanzania full malaria............"TUPAMBANE NA MALARIA MALARIA HAIKUBALIKI "

1st LADY

Mke wa Rais Obama,Michelle anaposhindwa kuficha huisia zake wakati wa mechi ya mpira wa kikapu NBA ni mnazi mkubwa wa timu ya kikapu ya LA LAKERS...................

Bye MAN...............

Bao lililozamisha Man Utd................

Ndiyo mpira rekodi bado inawalinda maana mmeshawahi kufungwa na Man mara moja tu tangu mlipoanza kukutana haya bwana asiyekubali kushindwa siyo mshindani............

Afighanistan

Mambo vipi wanajeshi wangu naona mmemiss kuja nyumbani ndyo maana nimekuja kuwapa kampani au siyo.... nipe mkono hata kama uko wapi nitakufuata.......

Duh! Tunasubiri marudiano nyumbani....

Nani kucheka leo???

Sir Alex Ferguson will prepare his team to face Arjen Robben and Franck Ribery in the Allianz Arena, even though Bayern Munich fear that the attacking pair will both miss Tuesday's Champions League quarter-final first-leg

Utu uzima Dawaaaaa

"SPECIAL ONE"

Mambo ya Jose hayo poleni sana watani wa jadi.................

Prrrrrrrrrrr

Chelsea ninayoifahamu ni ile ile haijabadilika maneno yske yamedhihirika jana lakini hayajakamilika mpaka marudiano kamanda mpira dakika 90.

Teknolojia mmmmhhhhh!!!!!!

Hawa watu wanamtakia mema na familia yake ??? hebu soma maelezo hapo chini kwa makini....

Anyone who has ever been married to a narcissist or involved with one, knows with 100% certainty that Tiger Woods will cheat on his wife again. Narcissists cheat because they are driven to find and sustain more and more Narcissistic Supply (NS) which they are addicted to like a drug.

According to renowned expert on narcissism, Dr. Sam Vaknin, a narcissist like Tiger Woods will:

…constantly consume [prey upon others for] adoration, admiration, approval, applause, attention and other forms of Narcissistic Supply.

When [Narcissistic Supply] is lacking or deficient, a Narcissistic Deficiency Dysphoria sets in. The narcissist then appears to be depressed, his movements slow down, his sleep patterns are disordered (he either sleeps too much or becomes insomniac), his eating patterns change (he gorges on food or is avoids it altogether).

Of Tiger’s “performance” during his press conference today, body language expert Sanjay Burman tells Hollyscoop exclusively that he believes Tiger “will cheat again” and only “his references to his children were genuine.”

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Nini kitafuata baada ya mazungumzo haya ???

Maadhimisho Miaka 20 tangu kuachiwa huru.

Nelson Rolihlahla Mandela alizaliwa kijiji kidogo cha Mvezo wilaya ya UMTATA katika mji uitwao Transkei maana ya neno hilo ni (the area beyond the river) eneo pembezoni mwa mto,nchini afrika kusini tarehe 18 mwezi wa 7 mwaka 1918. Baba yake mzazi alimpa jina la ( ROLIHLAHLA ) maana yake ni parua matawi kwenye mti kwa ufasaha zaidi MSUMBUFU au MKOROFI. Jina hilo hakupewa mpaka alipoanza siku ya kwanza kwenda shuleni. Baba yake mzazi alikuwa chifu Henry Mandela kutoka kabila la Tembu. Nelson Rolihlahla Mandela ni mtoto wa mke wa tatu,NOQAPHI NOSEKENI. Mandela ni mtoto wa 13 wa chifu huyo. Mama yake Mandela alikuwa mmumini wa dhehebu la methodisti,Mandela amefuata hatua za mama yake kwa kujiunga na shule ya waumini wa methodisti.

Mandela alipata elimu katika chuo cha Fort Hare na Witwatersrand na kuhitimu shahada yake ya kwanza 1942 na hapo ndipo alipokutana na rafiki yake Oliver Tambo . Mwaka 1944 alijiunga na chama cha siasa nchini humo African National Congress na kujikita kupambana na chama tawala yenye sera za kibaguzi baada ya mwaka 1948 alishtakiwa kwa makosa ya uhaini 1956-1961 na kuachiwa mwaka 1961.

Mwaka 1940 alifukuzwa na rafiki yake Oliver Tambo kutoka Fort Hare kutokana na kujihusisha na masuala ya kiasa na baada ya kurudi Transkei,Mandela akagundua ndugu zake wameshamwaandalia mipango yake ya harusi baada ya kubaini akaelekea Johannesburg, baada ya kufika huko akapata kazi kama mlinzi wa machimbo ya dhahabu.

Mandela akaanza kazi kama karani katika ofisi za wanasheria,na kusoma masomo ya jioni katika chuo kikuu cha afrika kusini ( University of south Africa ) kwasasa kinaitwa UNISA na kuhitimu shahada yake ya kwanza mwaka 1941 na mwaka 1942 akaanza kufanya kazi katika ofisi ya mawakili na baada ya hapo akaanza kusomea shahada ya sheria katika chu cha kikuu cha Witwatersrand huku akiendelea na masomo yake akakutana na swahiba wake SETSE KHAMA , baadae akawa Rais wa kwanza wa Botswana kuchaguliwa.

Mwaka 1948 Mandela alifeli mtihani wa sheria ambayo ingemruhusu kufanya shughuli za wakili.

1951 Mandela akawa Rais wa chama cha siasa cha umoja wa vijana wa African National Congress.

5 desemba 1956 serikali ya ubaguzi ya afrika kusini iliwakamata jumla ya watu 156 pamoja na Rais wa chama cha siasa cha African National Congress Chifu Albert Luthuli na Nelson Mandela.

Mandela alifungwa gerezani na kuhukumiwa kifungo cha maisha jela mwaka 1964 mwezi wa 6 na kuachiwa mwaka 1990 februari 11 katika vifungo chake chote alikuiwa katika gereza la Robben Island. Mzee Mandiba ameshapokea tuzo zaidi ya 250 kwa zaidi ya miongo minne na mwaka 1993 alipata tuzo ya AMANI ya NOBEL na mwaka jana mwezi wa Novemba baraza la Umoja wa Mataifa watakuwa waadhimisha siku ya kuzaliwa ya Mzee Mandiba Tar 18 Julai kila mwaka kuanzia mwaka jana kutokana na mchango wake duniani kudumisha Amani.

Huyo ndiye Mzee Mandiba,Nelson Mandela na siku hii ya leo ni kumbukumbu ya maadhimisho ya miaka 20 tangu aachiwe huru kutoka gerezani…………….

INVICTUS

Out of the night that covers me,
Black as the pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.

In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.

Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds and shall find me unafraid.

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

HII NI SHAIRI LA INVICTUS, KAMA HUJAANGALIA FILAMU HII TAFADHALI TAFUTA UWEZE KUIANGALIA. SINA MENGI KUKUAMBIA ILA JINA LA FILAMU HII NA MAUDHUI YAKE IMETOKANA NA SHAIRI YA WILLIAM ERNEST HENLEY ALIYOANDIKA MWAKA 1875 NA KUCHAPISHWA KWA MARA YA KWANZA 1888 KATIKA KITABU KIITWACHO Life and Death ( Echoes).

NI FILAMU ILIYOCHEZWA AFRIKA KUSINI NA MORGAN FREEMAN NI MHUSIKA MKUU AMEVAA UASILIA WA NELSON MANDELA NA UKIWA MAKINI KATIKA FILAMU HIYO UTASIKIA MARA NYINGI AKITAMKA MANENO HAYA ( I am the master of my fate ; I am the captain of my soul ) NA MANENO HAYA YANAPATIKANA KATIKA UBETI WA MWISHO MISTARI MIWILI YA MWISHO WA SHAIRI LA INVICTUS.

KAA NA UFIKIRI FILAMU HII KWANINI IMETENGENEZWA MWAKA 2009 ? KWANINI WAMEAMUA KUHUSISHA FILAMU HII NA MCHEZO WA RUGBY AMBAO AFRIKA KUSINI NI WASHINDI MWAKA 1995 DUNIANI NA VILE VILE MWAKA 2007 WA MCHEZO HUO?

ARSENAL 1 - 3 MAN UTD

NA BADO pole sana Mkuu wangu SHABAN KISSU .................

MWAKA 1

Kiongozi huyu ametimiza mwaka mmoja madarakani kama Rais wa nchi kwa niaba ya wadau tunamwombea awe na afya na nguvu bila kusahau busara ili aweze kuliongoza taifa hilo kubwa kwa sasa dunia.

Ukiangalia picha hii unaweza kusema chochote???? Baada ya miaka kama 40 unaweza kutabiri jibu unalo.

Nina mnuku Mwandishi wa kitabu kiitwacho THE BIG PICTURE ,Dr.Ben Carson "PRIDE GOES BEFORE DESTRUCTION , A HAUGHTY SPIRIT BEFORE A FALL".

GOB BLESS AFRICA

GOD BLESS AMERICA

GOD BLESS THE WOLRD................

Poleni

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Mkosi wazidi kumwandama.

Tiger Woods amezidi kuandamwa na mikosi ambayo amejikita mwenyewe na hivi sasa kampuni ya General Motors wamemaliza mkataba nae jana na kusema hawataweza kumwongezea mkataba mwingine maana alikuwa anapewa magari na kampuni hiyo bureeeeee kama hilo hapo juu alilopata nalo ajali ni aina ya Cadillac Escalade hataweza kuisahau siku ya tar 27 Nov.

Tafadhali bofya link hapo chini.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGdIhPqNduE

Siongezi neno siku njema...............

JIBU

http://www.vladtv.com/blog/1657/1-hip-hop-high-school-picture--snoop-dogg/

Donge nono lipo....

Huyu ni nani? kama unaweza kuotea.............

CAN 2010

Huku timu ya Taifa ya TOGO ikiwa wamejitoa kushiriki kutokana na matatizo yaliyowakumba mechi za ufunguzi zimeanza huku wenyeji wakiwa wameshawafunga wapinzani wao MALI magoli 4 - 0 mpaka kipindi cha pili cha kuustajabisha wapinzani hao wamerudisha magoli yote na matokeo ni 4-4.

Ni matokeo ya kundi A.

ANGOLA 4 - 4 MALI

Prrrrrrrrrr mpira umeisha............

BARBER SHOP

Sasa huu uhuru ni balaa kama unavyoona ni Tangazo lililowekwa kwenye Barber Shop moja nchini Marekani.

Ingekuwa wewe je?

Barack Obama ends golf round after family friend's son injured...........

The president made his way to his family's vacation home in Hawaii while an ambulance was also seen speeding toward their compound.

White House aides said the speedy departure and return to the president's home was not a matter of national security or because of a threat to Mr Obama's safety.

According to The New York Times, the son of a family friend Eric Whitaker was slightly injured and needed stitches. A US administration official later confirmed a child of a family friend was injured and the first family was fine.

Mr Obama was playing golf when reporters who travel with him were quickly assembled for a return to the first family's neighbourhood.

Journalists saw an ambulance speed past with its lights on, heading toward the end of Mr Obama's street.

Pole PAPA

A woman jumped the barriers in St. Peter's Basilica and knocked down Pope Benedict XVI at the start of Christmas Eve Mass, but the 82-year-old pontiff got up unhurt and proceeded as planned with Thursday's service.
Witness video obtained by The Associated Press showed a woman dressed in a red hooded sweat shirt vaulting over the wooden barriers that cordoned off the basilica's main aisle and rushing toward the pope before being swarmed by bodyguards.
The video showed the woman grabbing the pope's vestments as she was taken down by guards, with Benedict then falling on top of her.
The commotion occurred as the pope's procession was making its way toward the main altar and shocked gasps rang out among the thousands who packed the basilica. The procession came to a halt, the music stopped and security rushed to the trouble spot.
A Vatican spokesman, the Rev. Ciro Benedettini said the woman appeared to be mentally unstable and had been taken into custody by Vatican police. He said she also knocked down Cardinal Roger Etchegaray, who was taken to hospital for a checkup.
"During the procession an unstable person jumped a barrier and knocked down the Holy Father," Benedettini told The AP by telephone. "(The pope) quickly got up and continued the procession."
It was the second year in a row that there had been a security breach at the Christmas Eve service and this was the most serious incident involving the public in Benedict's five-year papacy. At the end of last year's Mass, a woman who had jumped the barriers got close to the pope but was quickly blocked on the ground by security.
That woman too wore a red hooded sweat shirt, but Benedettini said it was not immediately known if the same person was behind Thursday's incident.
MaryBeth Burns from Paris, Texas, was about four people away from the woman who jumped the barriers and was filming the pope's procession as the commotion started.
"All of a sudden this person sort of flew over the barricade and the Holy Father went down and all the security people were on top of it, a whole pile there, getting her off and him back up," said Burns, who was visiting Italy with her family on a religious pilgrimage for Christmas.
"I'm really mad because I had a perfect shot lined up," she added. "I'm still shaking."
Benedict lost his miter and his staff in the fall. He remained on the ground for a few seconds before being helped back up by attendants. At that point, a few shouts of "viva il papa!" (long live the pope!) rang out, followed by cheers from the faithful, witnesses said.
After getting up, Benedict, flanked by tense bodyguards, resumed his walk to the basilica's main altar to start the Mass. The pope, who broke his right wrist in a fall this summer, appeared unharmed but somewhat shaken and leaned heavily on aides and an armrest as he sat down in his chair.

MERRY X-MASS

The Gift of Knowing YouThe Christmas season fills our hearts with joy;Bright, happy days bring special kinds of pleasure.We're wrapped in the excitement of it all,The sights, the sounds, the smells, the tastes we treasure.Yet when we have some quiet time to thinkAbout our finest blessings all year through,We focus on our family and our friends

JINGLE TILLS, JINGLE TILLS

Rushing and fussing I race all round town,Trying and buying, I drag bags around;Would Jackie like this? Would Sarah like that?If I get it wrong, then I'll look like a prat.My blood pressure rises, my wallet grows thin,I hate Christmas shopping; I'd so love a gin...This is the season of hope and good cheer - I'll be glad when it's over, at least for this year!

SAHIHI

Si mnajifanya wataalam wa kufoji sahihi za watu sasa msilete kisingizio fojini na hilo kama mnaweza......... na utaitumia wapi hiyo sahihi UTAUMIA...

World Player 2009

Lionel Messi has capped a sensational 12 months in Barcelona colors by being crowned FIFA World Player Of The Year.Messi, who described his presence at the FIFA Gala as "the culmination of a year that cannot be improved upon", has managed to indeed go one better, sealing the only title still evading him.
The diminutive Argentine beat off competition from the a host of the world’s best including team-mates Andreas Iniesta and Xavi, as well as Real Madrid stars Kaka and Cristiano Ronaldo, with the Portuguese having already admitted that "he [Messi] will probably win the award".The crown capped a quite incredible year for the 22-year-old

Argentinian forward who, as a pivotal member of Pep Guardiola’s all conquering Barca squad, beat Estudiantes in FIFA’s Club World Cup final in Abu Dhabi on Saturday to lift their sixth title in the last 12 months.

Messi will add FIFA’s prestigious title to pretty much every individual award in European football; having already been crowned UEFA Club Forward of the Year, UEFA Club Footballer of the Year and UEFA Champions League Top Scorer amongst a host of other individual titles.Messi’s incredible achievements will go down as one of the most successful seasons ever endured by a single player in club football history.

Shughuli ipo..........

Mwanamke mmoja wa nchini Marekani maisha yake yamebadilika baada ya kupata ajali ambayo imesababisha awe na hamu ya kufanya mapenzi muda wote. Msuguano wa nguo na mwili wake husababisha awe kwenye kilele cha mapenzi bila hata kuguswa na mwanaume yoyote.

Kutokana na ajali ya gari ambayo ilisababisha madhara kwenye mishipa ya fahamu inayokatiza kwenye nyonga yake, Joleen Baughman mwenye umri wa miaka 39 amekuwa akikabiliwa na hali ambayo humtesa masaa 24 ya kila siku.
Ajali hiyo iliyotokea miaka miwili iliyopita, ilisababisha mshipa wa fahamu uliopo kwenye nyonga ambao husimamia matamanio ya kimapenzi ya binadamu uwe kama umeachiliwa kufanya kazi muda wote.

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Mtu wa Watu

Nipe tano mtu wangu picha ukiangalia kwa umakini jinsi gani Obama anavyopenda kuwa karibu na watu wa rika zote angalia akigongana ngumi na mfanyakazi wa usafi wa IKULU akiwa amevaa GLOVES za usafi yeye Rais mkono mkavu.

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